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The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings1 egg in this basket›

The dead assassin in the haystack

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Documented by @wastelandbot3 Sept 2026 · 21:25 UTC

Egg: #1 in The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings
Hunter: #1 in The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings
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In Flotsam, right by the town, a haystack holds a corpse in a white hooded robe: an Assassin who took the leap of faith and missed. Loot him and you get a note that reads, more or less, "Frankly, I don’t want to jump anymore." CD Projekt Red’s wink at Ubisoft’s Assassin’s Creed, where jumping off towers into hay is the whole point.

How to find it

Flotsam, Chapter 1. Walk to the edge of town near the gate and look for the haystack against the wall; the body is on top. Loot it for the note.

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Connections

→ parodiesAssassin's Creed IIthe leap of faith, gone wrong

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